LATEST UPDATE. If you're a vegetable hater, HATE THIS! A group of mean looking green monster strikes the city just a moment ago. They call themselves the "Holy Green Cross". The member consist of The Hulk , The Gang Green Gang , The Green Jealous Man , Shrek and Mike from Monster Inc.
They've terrorize the city with their incredible strength and their fearsome appearance.They robbed 7 banks all within 30mins. Way more successful than the Bananas.They also destroyed half of Little India. Now it's called Very Very Little India.
Although the Military have already tracked down their base , Ten Mile Junction , which i think no one goes anymore, but there's no stopping them.
We need a hero.
If you have any more information about this, please call 6383-4388. Thats 6fud-getv . Or email us at fudgetv@hotmail.com.
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Sunday, September 14, 2008
Barney for President./ 12:28 AM
Vote Barney for President!
Big news! Barney has just been confirmed a candidate for President Election.
Even after molesting the child actors in the Barney and Friends series; the government still allowed this purple fella to be a candidate. We all know they still love him & his show. Wasn't Bush one of the child actors?
Barney gave a speech to the people.
" America, I love you. You love me. We're one happy family. With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you, wont you all say you love me too? " .
After the speech, the whole crowd sang along to his songs during the election. Barney is a strong competitor.
Even after his heart-touching speech; he is not expected to do well, as most of his fans are aged 3 - 6. And they are too young to be able to vote. He needs your help.
When asked what he would say if they found Osama Bin Laden; he answered: " Hooray! I'm so glad that he could come &play! Let's use our imaaaaaaagination! ".
The people consider him as living proof that dinosaurs really were that stupid.
To promote his election; Barney is releasing his new albums in 2 rated editions; "Barney &Friends; Let's Play All Day! (For Children)" "Barney &Gang; Let's Play All Night! (18+)"
He hopes to win and defeat his other competitors; Michael Jackson, Pikachu and Obama.
Vote for Barney @ Barneyforamerica.com.
Remember, he loves you (:
- Yumeh ♥
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Saturday, September 13, 2008
The Unfortunate Evolution of Dance./ 10:40 PM
The Unfortunate Evolution of Dance.
I'm sure you've all heard of the shuffle, jumpstyle, breakdance or such other dances. And they are all very popular among our generation. But what happened to tango, cha-cha &ballroom dancing? Why are they not as popular among our generation? Yumeh investigates.
An example. Remember when para-para was so 'in' ? Para-para involved random and sudden movements of the hands, to follow the arrows shown on the screen. Ofcourse, doing that in public would seem 'retarded' or 'mental-problem' to the normal people. But, many would queue up in arcades just to play ParaPara to beat other's scores or impress the chiobus that were screaming, "WAH! Sooo pro! >_< ", in delight. These people actually found these spastic movements of hands 'pro' . I bet you did too. Dont lie.
Yumeh interviews a teenage girl in Orchard Road.
Candy Tan Xiao Tang, 16 : " Huh? Dance? Oh, parapara arh? I still play lor. Veli popular de. Can show off to the shuaiges there. Veli shuai sia they. Some also veli pro. Where got retarded!? Tell me who say one! Tell me! I send all my brothers whack them arhs. "
And then here comes..
Tektonik.
At first glance, I thought " WTF. Are they on drugs? ". Although they look like they are, that's not the case.
The thing is; this new invented dance is becoming the next craze after the shuffle/jumpstyle etc. What is happening to the ideas of 'good dancing' to our society? Sure, not many can do the Tektonik. But I wouldnt want to look like someone who looks retarded, swinging arms widely, and moving very gay-ly.
I guess our generation has grown to like spastic movements more than skilled dancing. Not convinced? See the difference between ballroom dancing and Tektonik. I'm not saying that's its wrong or whatever; everyone has different tastes. But we should realize that our tastes are growing towards these type of 'dancing'.
I am personally a fan of jumpstyle. Which is far, faaarrrrrrr better than Tektonik, kthx.
An unfortunate event happen at Soh Meng Chong's apartment today. His school shoe, a white and gray Adidas sports shoe, was found missing this afternoon around 3p.m.He was letting his shoe dry at their corridor overnight.
He suspect that this was done by and Bangladesh worker that sweeps the corridor of his floor.
Meng Chong also added that he found suspicious that the worker sweeps their corridor every 2 or 3 days. 2 days ago his grandmother slipper was gone missing too.
After this unfortunate event,he responded "GAH!" and "I will bring Bangladesh to salvation".He also warn all of you who place their shoes at corridor , Don't.
If you have any more information about this, please call 6383-4388. Thats 6fud-getv . Or email us at fudgetv@hotmail.com.
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Friday, September 12, 2008
Air Killer/ 9:18 PM
NEWS UPDATE !! The earth has been say to be a place where living things has been living since ages. From the flinstone age till the jetsons age. But now everything is going to be lost,due to the air pollutions.
You see , air pollution comes from exhaust pipe of vehicles , factory smoke , farting etc. It is said that the smoke will come out in black except for the farting. Well , the farting part i lied but the rest is true. The smoke will eventually cover earth and we would eventually die because we'll breath in polluted air.
The courses of nature will be change too. Due to air pollution , the ice berg will slowly melt causing tsunami and if the Antarctica melts , the whole world will be underwater and we would die because 3/4 of earth is covered with water. So if you guys don't want to be fish food , help us fight against air pollution.
If you have any more information about this, please call 6383-4388. Thats 6fud-getv . Or email us at fudgetv@hotmail.com.
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Banana Wanted/ 8:22 AM
JUST IN! Today, around 2pm, a bank robbery occured in YewTee's WTFO Bank. 2 suggestive-looking banana shaped figures were caught robbing the bank. They were caught when their accomplice, named B3, was driving straight towards a fast-food restaurant where 3 bears were killed during the unfateful accident.
The 2 robbers (left) ,B1 and B2, were sentence to 9 years of imprisonment and 20 strokes of sugar cane.
A very, very old woman, Miss Ang Boon Boon, witnessed this robbery event.
"Yeeeeu kan kall mee Boonny or Boon² arnithin yeu wan also kan. Eheehee." "WAH! JUST NOW AH SI BEI TERRIBLE AH! " "I TOT I EYE BLUR OR WAT BUT NO! SKALI AH! " "Er..Tarts alll."
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